Hello, my name's Cindy. You may not be plastic, but you are fantastic !
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it’s a gorgeous girl
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating its brain…….
the man disemboweling himself was in new jersey and the woman eating her kid’s brain was in texas but A for effort
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating its brain…….
the man disemboweling himself was in new jersey and the woman eating her kid’s brain was in texas but A for effort
my entire existence can be summed up by “a pleasure to have in class”
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES
her statuses :’D
i just spat all over the place
